Heart of Gold

Sep 14, 2010   //   by Ben   //   Full-length, Works  //  No Comments

LEIGHANN
I’m sure not gonna open the worst orphanage in history by myself.

SPRITE
But maybe history’s had enough bad orphanages.

LEIGHANN
That’s quitter talk.

Donna Dune is a second-tier Food Network celebrity who finds herself in sudden need of a PR facelift.  To prove to the world how warm-hearted she is, she decides to open up an orphanage— the Donna Dune Happy Rooms Culinary Orphanage for Girls and Boys.  Donna’s about as maternal as scalded milk, and her assistants Leighann and Sprite know it, but it’s up to them to put this terrible idea into practice or Donna will flay them alive.  The crafty assistants hatch a plot to contain their boss without losing their jobs; and it’s foolproof, as long as no orphans actually show up…

3 F. 113 pgs.

Contains occasional strong language.

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